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Go chat yerself up a storm, baybee-EDDY!


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EDDY:Genius...Pure Genius!

A bum they called him...a loser they called him...HA! what saps! My brother...in Vegas! My brother...starting up his own talent scout agency...hard to believe? Imagine how psyched I was when I got a letter out of the blue last September...from my brother that I haven't seen in over 2 years! He'd just got out, he was telling me...he said because the car was parked outside the cemetery he thought the guy HAD to be dead...easy mistake to make, I guess!

EDD: Eddy! Don't let yourself go off on a tangent again! I'm not too sure the good good viewers of Ed Edd n Eddy are quite prepared for your brothers um...shananigans...I'll take over from here. This letter, though we remained blissfully unaware at the time, would become the spur behind the electronically composed masterpiece you see before you now...Eds GravyTrain! You see, for his Vegas based ahem..."enterprise"...Eddy's brother would act as an agent as well as a talent scout to the wanna-bees and gonna-bees and nobod-ees of Gloriously artificial Las Vegas. Influenced by his own passion for the spotlight, Eddy was soon hatching the plans for his own "talent" agency-to put it bluntly-he wanted an excuse to set up a database crammed with pics of various fanfic ladies and to chat up anyone remotely female who was brave enough to investigate it-
EDDY: One such Eddy-chickie was a nubine little piece of eye-candy from Liverpool, England called Rachel. we met her over on the Dorkfest messageboard, the embodiment of Ed victory over the scourge of our fair Cul-De-Sac, Kevin. By this time, Captain Eddy had set his course, now we just needed someone to load anchor...he-he-he-he!!
EDD:And that "anchor loader" came in the shape of extremely lovely-and unlucky-Rachel "Scouse Mouse" Connor. She herself was a struggling animator and actress wannabe of 17, without an agent, steady work or even a portfolio. It wasn't long before my very artful friend and this Liverpool lass were thick as thieves and planning an on-line disco and talent listings website...hence the extremely Eddy-influenced MIDI files on EVERY cursed link, the blindingly provocative drawings of our Fanfic co stars on the "Schwing-O-Rama" page, the Fave Ed polls (and THIS is in the name of liberal art...please!), The hip-hop orientated Play on Playaz fanfic fella page, links to some of our favourite Ed and non Ed websites, extensive bios and much more! You're now looking a a three-ed-and-one-scouser-run talent agency! Please be sure to wipe your feet before you enter. But then, as far as moral fiber goes, where Dorkfest is mainly my creation, this-to the detriment of good taste-is seeping Eddy's ego from every HTML pore...in other words...if you're a rational, civilised and intelligent human being...please turn back now!!!



From L-R Ed, Eddy, Rach n Double D (pic by Rach-Man, I've gotta stop being sexy!-Eddy
Yes Eddy, you really really must...-Edd
My gums hurt!-Ed)

You Gotta Lick It!

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